Dear Man Who Blows His Nose in His Towel,
Yes, I am talking to you. YOU. The man who uses the white cotton towels at my gym as his personal Kleenex. What are you doing? I mean, really. Do you not think I can see you? Do you thinmk your loud loogie-cough and ensuing snort is so covert that it doesn't draw the attention of everyone around you?
Because it does. And sir, it is nasty. Find a tissue. I may have to use that towel one day.
Oh, and Dear Madame Who Blows Her Nose in the Shower Stall Next To Me... You need to stop. The shower head is not designed to flush away your snot. Were you raised in a barn? Or somewhere without proper noseblowing materials? I really, really do not want to rinse off next to someone making those kinds of noises.
And lastly, Dear M'am Who Sits Naked on the Locker Room Stool: Cease and desist. Unless you are in the privacy of your own bathroom, there should always be a physical barrier between your bum and a seat of any kind. Even a toddler knows that.
Thank you,The Management (aka Weighting Game)
Comments
Oh euw. That's all I have to say and I hope you don't get some nasty cold/sinus thing as a result of all the nose blowing!
Wow, I am officially completely grossed out now.
I see many people doing the nose blowing thing and I just can't believe it. I don't think they have any clue how DISGUSTING that really is!! YUCK!
Eww.The sort of things we expose ourselves to in the name of fitness...
The last one totally grosses me out! But I have seen a lady at my gym who does that too...I figure whatever, it's gross but it's not me getting the nasty diseases! lol
Ick! I have NEVER seen either of those instances. However, just today I witnessed a woman doing naked pilates in the middle of the locker room floor. It was funny to watch people maneuver around her to get to the bathroom and showers :-P
Really???? a barrier between your bum and all public palces. that seems really uptight. I dont know I think its next to impossible to catch something from someones bare bum, but who knows
