Do I make you horny, baby?
How excited was I to stop in Walgreen's just now and see a humongous poster of a green M&M, all dolled up with eyelashes and full lips, announcing to the world that Valentine's Day is coming and "Green is the new color of love"?! How adorbs! Apparently, Miss Green has only been with us since 1997, when she debuted...as the first and only female M&M Character (Yes, I have gone to the website. It's like candy porn.) Here are some fun facts about the notoriuous Spanish Fly-like diva:
Age: "Old enough to know better."
Weight: "How dare you!"
Turn-ons: "Simple candlelit dinners...in Paris."
Turn-offs: "Men and women who stare."
Best Attribute: "Honey, I can't even choose. That's your job." (You go girl!! - Leslie)
Appearance: "Beauty of this magnitude can't be described with words."
Shortcomings: "Can sometimes be intimidating."
Quotes: "I melt for no one."
Ummm...can you say "Girl Crush???"
Comments
O god! MY new hero!!!! now i can neve eat another green M&M for fear i am crunching on my beloved guru! Remember the light brown ones? i sorta miss those...I want to be an M&M just so i can hang with my go-to green gal!
O god! MY new hero!!!! now i can never eat another green M&M for fear i am crunching on my beloved guru! Remember the light brown ones? i sorta miss those...I want to be an M&M just so i can hang with my go-to green gal!
"I melt for no one."..I want a t-shirt with her and that line on it!
I LOVE her boots! Sexy thing!
And I do remember the light brown ones, I loved those.
