Martini + painkillers + repetitive stress injury = Cervical collar

Just in case anyone wants to know what my bulging disk (heh heh) looks like from the outside, here you go:

Notice the fancy rhinestone work on the collar - I blinged it myself.

Hot glue fun.........................................................$5.99
Glue sticks...........................................................$0.50
Walking around in a shiny, sparkly neck brace................Priceless

And no, I do not currently have a wrist problem or even a Michael Jackson fetish - that is my former carpal tunnel brace, also blinged out for maximum attention-drawing. Just wanted to show off. For those who guessed correctly, no, I am not wearing a bra here. Sue me.

Now all I need is a tee shirt that whispers “I scare little children" a la "I see dead people."

PS Why are sexy actresses always trying to cop my style?

Queens, too.

Comments

Ha ha!! I love it. Your nails look great too, by the way!! :)

Okay, I SO want one. Do I have to make like an idiot celebrity and dive into a 2-foot swimming pool to get one, or can I do the martini-painkiller thing? :-)

Yeah, I was deliberately forgetting the injury part. That part doesn't sound fun at all. :-(

Hope you're feeling better, anyway. Love the bling!

V.

Okay, seriously, I think we may have been twins in a past life. I broke my wrist a few years back and gemmed the whole thing a la a britney spears cell phone...

Personally... I think you should have someone put on lipstick and make out with it ......

Or put hickeys on it... :)

I don't know of anyone else who can work a bulging disk quite the way you do. Own it!

I am so glad you posted this! I got stuck with my very own carpal tunnel brace today and am feeling rather glum about it. I think glamming it up may be the way to go with it!

Love the sparkles! And BTW, your arms look AWESOME!

Yay for braless!!! That is definitely my preferred M.O. when I'm home, too. And the sparkles are great!

Be careful Leslie or you are going to start a trend. Soon socialites will be getting bulging disks right & left just so they can sport that neck apparatus!

PS> Your arms look really buff!!

Now all you need is braces on your teeth with head gear to match and you will be all set! Especially love how you blinged it out.

dangnubbit.

all my thoughts hath already been said.

I shall merely say YAY A PHOTO. WE DONT GET TO SEE YOUR FACE ENOUGH UP IN HERRE (waves like a crazy person).

(we're supposed to wear bras?)

Thanks for your compies, everyone (short for compliments, remember?) I'm so flattered you like my arms...maybe one day I can do push-ups again!

If one must be in pain at least do it in style ... that rocks!

you're a ROCKSTAR baby!

That's fashion trend setting right there!
Totally working the bling!

i think you should start selling your bling online. It could be mad money, y'know.

and trust me...my 'no bra' look would definitely scare small children!

That's fantastic, Leslie. LOVE it! And I second Twisted Barbie that hickeys on that would be awesome!

And I'm jealous that 'no bra' is an option for you--my girls don't like that so much.

Brilliant, I love the bling it's so trashy-chic.
Hope your bulging disk (now there's an erotic sounding injury) is recovering nicely!

Way to make healing more fashionable! That brace Brooke was wearing was some serious neck fashion.

Hahaha. You weren't kidding when you said you had your neckbrace blinged-out.

I love it!

Bedazzled makes everything better. It just does.

Um. OUCH.

I love how you bling out those things which are normally so bland and boring! It seems just like you. Keep things fun! :)